Priceless Jokes: The Atheist and the Smart Child

Dinner Topics for Tuesday

This was so brilliant I just couldn’t resist.

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her  and said, “Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if  you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just started to read her book,
replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”

” Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist.  “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled
smugly.

“OK,”  she said.  “Those could be interesting topics but let me
ask you a question first.  A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns
out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps.  Why do you suppose that
is?”

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s
intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified
to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after
death, when you don’t know sh*t?”

And then she went back to reading her book.